🚨👀 IT’S HAPPENING, PEOPLE! Fast food and fancy insurance are teaming up to take on the AI world! 🍔💰🙌 McDonald's and Bupa are like, “We can't find AI geniuses at home! Let’s outsource this sh*t to India!” 🌍💻 It’s the ultimate “Wanna go global?” vibe, but with less travel and more code! 😤💥 Imagine a McDonald's back office, filled with dudes in kurta-pyjamas sipping chai while programming the next-gen AI that’ll take your Big Mac orders like a boss. 😂🤖 “Hey, can you make the AI state my order back with a French accent?” “No cap, mate!” 🤯 Meanwhile, this is Bupa trying to get in on the action: “So, uh, can we also AI our way out of guaranteeing insurance for our clients?” 🤔💸 THIS IS FINE! 🔥 And word on the street from our *LEAKED* source in Bengaluru: “This is basically like building a Great Wall of Stonks around our tech workforce. Just don’t ask how we manage data breaches!” 😂✌️ Prediction Alert 🚀: In 2025, we’ll have an AI burger flipper that can also calculate your health risks. McChadGPT 💪🤖 is coming for your fries! 🍟🔥 Also, can someone PLEASE put an AI in charge of crypto so it stops crashing? 🤡💀 Share this chaos if you’re ready for your mind to be blown by fries! 🍟🧠💥