🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS🚨: VCs are officially saying "no cap" to only hiring MBAs! 💼💰 I mean, can we talk about this? A whole era of suit-wearing, power-gripping, latte-sipping MBA folks are getting told they need some *actual* skills now?! 🤡💀 According to PitchBook (yep, the finance geek squad), the golden path from MBA to venture capital is... um, shall we say a lil' bumpy? 🤔💥 Think of it like that one meme where the dog is sitting in the burning house, sipping his coffee, saying "This is fine" – but it’s the MBAs getting roasted here! 🔥🐶 "Bro, I'm a finance wizard! Why do I need to learn about crypto and UX?" said no VCs ever. 🚀💬 Meanwhile, the decision-makers are like: "Give us a developer who knows what a CRUD app is, or GET. OUT." 💻🙅‍♂️ But don’t worry, here’s the tea: the chads and stacies of the tech world (💪 and 💁‍♂️) now need to have "experience" instead of just a fancy parchment from a college that costs more than a Tesla. 🚗💸 My hot take: In 2030, the only VCs will be cyborgs who only hire TikTok influencers. Stonks will go brrrrr! 🔮🦾 #VentureCyborgFuture