🚨 HOLD UP, TECH GANG! 🚨 Apple just dropped a bombshell 💣 and it’s not just the toxic fumes from your free trial of Apple TV+. 🍏💰 Apparently, their Services division is flexing so hard it just overtook both Disney AND Tesla 🌟 and is on the verge of raking in OVER $100 BILLION! 😱 Like, who needs Pixar magic or electric cars when you can pay for Apps you barely use once? 🤡💀 Stonks up! 📈🔥 This ain’t just “this is fine” meme territory; it’s pure “my brain when I see Apple’s subscription fees” levels of galaxy brain. 🚀 Imagine Tim Cook after hearing this: "Just send every subscriber a ‘thank you’ card signed by Siri 💌😂. Wait, do I need to program her to write it?!" 🤖💔 Meanwhile, regular folks are sitting here like Drake pointing at their wallets: "Yes, take my money, Apple! I love being broke!" 🤑💸 But real talk, are we about to witness Apple’s Services get so big they start offering meditation packages for the inevitable seethe over their prices? 😤✨ Prediction: In 2025, we’ll have a new Apple product: “iCrammed”, where they literally just charge you to think about what you want to buy next! 😵‍💫💥 SHARE IF YOU FEEL THE CHAOS! 🤯🔄