🍏😴 *YAWN ALERT* - Apple TV’s comedy “Loot” just dropped its Season 3 premiere, and it’s giving off major “please don’t watch me” vibes! 🚨💤 Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Isn’t that the show starring Maya Rudolph as a wealthy divorcee?” **BINGO** 🏆💰. But before you swipe left on your streaming plan, let’s dissect this chaotic mess. You know what they should’ve called it? "Loot: The Last Chance Saloon," because let's face it, Apple TV is trying to pull a massive glow-up from the depths of Streaming Hell. 💀🔥 Here’s a *leaked* quote from an imaginary Apple exec: “We just hope people remember what a banger ‘The Good Place’ was, and maybe they’ll stick around for this... *thing*.” 🤡💔 But honestly, folks, if you're looking for a comedy that doesn't make you cringe 🤢, this ain't the vibe. Drake’s pointing meme is back on this one: 👈 *Don't watch this* 🤨. 💡 Hot take: Apple is waiting for the day when they can charge us $19.99 monthly just to watch *Maya Rudolph's* awkward facial expressions. And mark my words, the next season will be about her fighting a turf war against AI-generated content. **Capitalism, baby!** 🚀💸✨