🚀🌌 BREAKING: Maxar's New AI Service Sentry: Keeping Tabs on You Like Your Overprotective Mom! 🤱🔭✨ So, grab your tinfoil hats, fam, because Maxar just dropped Sentry, the AI squad that’s basically the Big Brother of satellites! 👀💥 Forget privacy; we're now under constant surveillance from above. You’re not paranoid; they're just watching everything you do from space! *Insert Drake ‘no’ meme here* 😬🕵️‍♂️ With Sentry scanning cities and ports like it’s hunting for Pokémon, we’re all just NPCs in this cosmic game of “spot the unusual activity.” Meanwhile, developers are like, “We just wanted a chill weekend; now it's AI Skynet in the skies! 🙃💀” Rumor has it when the devs got the idea, one said, “Dude, let’s make sure we can monitor every cringe TikTok dance too.” 💃😂 #Priorities But for real, Maxar’s Sentry is basically a homing missile for government secrets! Stonks? More like *watching you shower* stonks. 📈💰🔥 🌟 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Prepare for the day when Sentry ‘accidentally’ locks onto your backyard BBQ and reports it as hostile activity. Cops are rolling up like, “We heard there was a ‘grill of mass destruction’ here!” 🍔🌭 #ThisIsFine Share if you’re ready to tell Maxar: “Stop watching me, I’m not that interesting!” 🤡💔