💥🚨BREAKING TECH NEWS ALERT 🚨💥 🌟Mastodon 4.4 just dropped, and it's wilder than your uncle at a family BBQ 🔥! Imagine trying to gain followers with a profile that’s SEVEN MILES LONG. 🤡 Well, now you can flex only your MOST fire posts in a slick carousel like the Instagram influencer you wish you were! 🥳👉 #ContentCreatorGoals 🧠💥But wait, there’s more! You can now show off your hashtags like they’re trophy fish at the county fair 🎣. “Look at me, I’m trending in my mom’s basement!” 🤣 👀🔮 Mastodon’s making lists simpler than your grandma's password! 📝✨ Imagine being able to actually keep track of who is mildly tolerable to follow (no cap) 🤬! But wait, the tea spills: you might just find out that your “friends” are following the same random cat accounts that you secretly adore. Exposure therapy, anyone? 😅 🤖💬 In a *totally real* leaked developer chat, one dev was heard saying, "We're finally making it easier to ignore your friends while they seethe over their Twitter post engagement!" Classic! 🚀🔥Prediction time: Mastodon's about to be the underground rave of social media—everyone's gonna join, but then the server crashes because someone decided to post a pic of their lunch 🍕 like it's the Mona Lisa. Get ready, fam! 💀👀