🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS OR NOT, WHO KNOWS?! 💥🚨 Yo fam, so like 🦙 Mastodon is trying to drop some quote posts next week, and you bet your sweet stonks 💰 this is gonna cause some serious sprinkle drama! 🗣️✨ In a world FULL of dunking 💦 (not that kind, get your mind outta the gutter!), they've decided to sprinkle in “safety features” that let you CONTROL how people quote you. Y’all, that’s just *chef’s kiss* 🧑‍🍳👌 Imagine a world where when someone quotes you, instead of vivisecting your take like they’re on a reality show, they actually have to play nice? YIKES! 🤡 This is fr fr the "This is fine" meme waiting to happen! 🔥💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just want to give people a chance to make their cringe takes a lil’ less dunk-worthy, you know? Like, nobody wants to wake up to a 500-comment roast session on their tech hot takes.” - Dev #404 But let’s be real, does anyone even care about Mastodon’s safety features when Twitter is practically a dumpster fire? 🔥💔 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next week, Mastodon will accidentally unlock a feature that creates hyper-realistic AI copies of your worst critics, and they’ll all have TikTok accounts! This is how the dance battle will start! 💃🚀💥