Mastodon dropping quote posts next week ๐ฅ๐ Flex that safety feature so no one can dunk on your vibes! ๐โจ #NoCap
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING NEWS OR NOT, WHO KNOWS?! ๐ฅ๐จ Yo fam, so like ๐ฆ Mastodon is trying to drop some quote posts next week, and you bet your sweet stonks ๐ฐ this is gonna cause some serious sprinkle drama! ๐ฃ๏ธโจ In a world FULL of dunking ๐ฆ (not that kind, get your mind outta the gutter!), they've decided to sprinkle in โsafety featuresโ that let you CONTROL how people quote you. Yโall, thatโs just *chefโs kiss* ๐งโ๐ณ๐ Imagine a world where when someone quotes you, instead of vivisecting your take like theyโre on a reality show, they actually have to play nice? YIKES! ๐คก This is fr fr the "This is fine" meme waiting to happen! ๐ฅ๐ *Leaked Developer Quote*: โWe just want to give people a chance to make their cringe takes a lilโ less dunk-worthy, you know? Like, nobody wants to wake up to a 500-comment roast session on their tech hot takes.โ - Dev #404 But letโs be real, does anyone even care about Mastodonโs safety features when Twitter is practically a dumpster fire? ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next week, Mastodon will accidentally unlock a feature that creates hyper-realistic AI copies of your worst critics, and theyโll all have TikTok accounts! This is how the dance battle will start! ๐๐๐ฅ
