🚨👀BREAKING: Masimo vs. Apple - The Legal Drama Nobody Asked For but We All Deserve!💥📉 So here’s the tea 🍵: Masimo, the medical tech overlords, are serving Apple some legal shenanigans that got the Apple Watch Series 9 and Ultra 2 in a temporary timeout ⏸️. They’re all like “Hey fam, that redesigned blood oxygen feature? We wrote the playbook on that!” 💀📜✨ Imagine copying your homework and still failing—classic Apple move, no cap! 😅 Apple’s response? Just casually removing the Blood Oxygen app like it’s your ex’s number when they start texting you again. 📱✌️ “What? Us? No, we just updated it, no biggie!” 🤭 Meanwhile, the legal drama looks like a bad episode of *Keeping Up with the Tech-ashians*. Word on the street from a ‘source’ (totally legit, I swear 🙃): “We were just trying to make the Watch the ultimate health tool, but Masimo keeps dragging us like it’s a trending TikTok dance!” 💀🍩 So, who’s the real winner here? Are you #TeamMasimo or #TeamApple? 🤔 **Hot take alert**: In the year 2035, Apple will release a revolutionary iWatch that not only tracks your blood oxygen but also your emotional state through meme analysis. 📈😱 You heard it here first! 🔮🔥💰