💥🎉 HOLD UP, FAM! We're diving into the chaos of MARVEL'S THUNDERBOLTS, now streaming on Disney+! 💥🔥 You ever felt like you were rooting for the kid that nobody picked for the dodgeball game? That's our squad here! 🤷‍♂️💔 🚀 Meet your not-so-friendly neighborhood misfits: Florence "Don't Call Me Yelena" Pugh, Sebastian "Winter Soldier but make it fashion" Stan, and David "Hellboy but in a suit" Harbour! 😤💅 This movie’s like if The Suicide Squad took a detour through a waiting room awkwardly filled with Zoom call rejects. So, what's the vibe? Imagine a bunch of anti-heroes stumbling their way through a death trap laid out by Valentina Allegra de Fontaine (played by the queen herself, Julia Louis-Dreyfus). 🥴💀 It’s literally like your friends deciding to rob a bank after binge-watching heist movies—cringe, right?! One insider *ALLEGEDLY* said, "We just threw a bunch of famous names in there and hoped for stonks." 📈🤡 No cap—the reviews are mixed; it’s either, "This is fine!" 🐶🔥 or “BRUH, what is this?” Here’s my unhinged prediction: In 2024, Marvel will unveil an ALL-ANIMATED series of the THUNDERBOLTS featuring cats as the main characters, running around solving crimes and breaking the fourth wall! 🐱💥 This is either the greatest idea or the end of humanity. You decide! 🌍💥✨