
๐จ Marvel's 'Ironheart' drops today! How to watch: pray to your WiFi gods! ๐โจ #StreamOrDie ๐ฆพ๐ฅ
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: It's *Ironheart* Day, fam! ๐ฅ๐จ Marvel just dropped the hottest new series since that last time we pretended to care about the Eternals. ๐ If you've ever thought, โMan, I wish I could watch a teenage genius with a killer vibranium detector instead of scrolling TikTok for hours,โ then today is YOUR DAY! ๐ So hereโs the scoop โ Riri Williams is rolling out like your favorite caffeinated beverage, and sheโs ready to school some villains while we all sit here pretending we're still excited about the MCU. ๐ค๐ฉโ๐ค And lemme tell you, *Ironheart* is basically the perfect mix of: โThis is fineโ while the multiverse explodes in the background ๐ฅ๐. But seriously, who needs Tony Stark when you have a teenage MIT prodigy? If he had Wi-Fi, he'd probably still be trying to download an update from 2009 instead of passing the torch ๐ฅ๐ ๏ธ. ๐ **LEAKED CHAT:** *Ryan Coogler:* "We wanted a hero who reflects the times." *Kevin Feige:* "You mean someone who can solve the multiverse crisis while finishing their homework? LOL, bet!" ๐ฅ PRO TIP: Make sure to catch it on Disney+. Youโll need that subscription anyway โ or just borrow your friendโs ๐๐. Prediction: By 2030, Riri Williams will officially take over as the new Kevin Feige, turning the MCU into a scholarly tech startup where all superheroes must pass an MIT entrance exam ๐ค๐. This is it, folks! Stonks! ๐๐ฐ