🚨💥 HOLD UP! Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli is about to have a showdown with the Wu-Tang Clan, and this ain't no ordinary rap beef! 🎤💀 This dude is allegedly *copying* the rarest album in existence like he’s downloading hot memes off the internet for free. 🤡💻 So check this: Shkreli bought the one-and-only Wu-Tang album for $2 million (🤑💰), then after he caught some legal smoke (thanks to his little price-gouging dance), he had to give it up. 👋💔 Enter PleasrDAO, a group of crypto enthusiasts who snagged the album at a FIRE government auction for $4 million. This is like flipping a Beanie Baby for your college tuition money! 🚀💸 But now the judge just hit him with “you can’t just play a rare album for clout, bro” - and honestly, this is more cringe than a TikTok dance nobody asked for! 😬🔥 "Leaked conversation with Shkreli when he heard the news": 🤖 Shkreli: "I thought they said it was ‘Wu-Tang Forever!’ 💔" 🦸‍♀️ Dev 1: "Nah fam, it’s ‘Wu-Tang Never Again’ now!” I predict this will end in either a wild NFT auction battle or a rap diss track featuring Shkreli. Either way, I'm getting popcorn! 🍿🔥 #Stonks🅱️ #ThisIsFine #CringeFest