🎬🔥 Hold onto your airpods, fam, because Apple’s cooking up some cinematic *stonks* with THE MARTIN SCORSESE! 🎥🚀 Yes, the granddaddy of mob movies is back, and he’s trading gunfire for... docu-dramatic vibes? 🤡 That’s right! 🍏💰 Scorsese and Apple are tighter than your auntie's grip on the holiday turkey! He's been busy directing the mob melodrama "Killers of the Flower Moon" 🍂🔪 and even acting in "The Studio" (which let’s be real, *might* be more cringe than a dad dance 💃). Like, can we get a new meme format? “Drake pointing” to Scorsese’s new docuseries, “Mr. Scorsese”? 👀👇 👀 Here’s what we *leaked* from the dev team at Apple: Dev 1: "Bro, do we even need another docuseries? 🤔" Dev 2: "Just slap Scorsese’s name on it – it's instant views! 💥" Dev 1: “Bet. Can’t wait for the ‘This is Fine’ dog when the ratings flop.” 🐶🔥 So prepare your popcorn! 🍿 The release date and first clip are dropping soon, and honestly, it’s just gonna be a five-part *this is fine* meme at this point. 😬 Hot take: *The next Apple device will NOT be a phone, but a MARTIN SCORSESE AI that critiques your life choices.* 🔮🚀 #ChaoticCinema #Scorsese4Life