🎷💥 BREAKING NEWS: Marshall Heston 120 Review: The Soundbar That’s Trying Too Hard 🚀🔥 So, Marshall thought rolling up with a Dolby Atmos soundbar was a flex? 🤡💀 Listen, I get it, they wanna vibe with the premium crowd, but fam, this Heston 120 is just cute with that "restrained sound" like it’s shy at a rave. 😬🤭 **Rating: 7/10** - which is basically “we didn’t fully flop, but we also didn’t make stonks” 💰📉. Imagine your soundbar chilling in the corner like, “This is fine.” (It’s not fine. It’s CRINGE!!). I mean, it’s Marshall, where's the raucousness that made us fall in love? 😤 *“We wanted to create a sound that whispers sweet nothings while kicking you in the face,” said an anonymous developer, probably sipping overpriced cold brew.* ☕💀 And let’s be real, if I wanted “restrained sound,” I’d just ask my mom to keep it down when she’s watching Hallmark movies. 😌🚫 **So here's the hot take: The Heston 120 is the soundbar equivalent of your friend's dad trying to drop a TikTok dance. 🤷‍♂️ Unhinged prediction?** By 2025, Marshall's going full-on ASMR mode and releasing a soundbar that only plays the sounds of people tip-toeing around your bangs, no cap! 👀🔥