🚨🤡 BREAKING: Apple is dropping THREE shiny iPhones next fall! 🤑🍏💔 But hold up! The only thing more tragic than your last relationship is the Mac Pro getting kicked to the curb. BYE, Felicia! 👋💀 #NotSoPro In the wild world of Apple, 2027 is where the REAL action is! Can't wait for my *NEW* AirPods to make me look cool while I ignore everyone around me. 😎🔥 *Next Gen Air* coming soon or should I say “soon™”? 🙃 *Mark Gurman says it’s REAL, fam!* But wait, let’s talk about Jeff Williams retiring. You know what that means? More dad jokes at the Apple board meetings—“Did you hear about the iPhone change? It has everyone feeling *model* symptoms! 🤣” *Cringe!* So, what’s gonna drop first? 3 iPhones that will *definitely* be just a bit better than the last one, or that new Air that’ll probably fix itself with a software update? 🤖💾 My hot take? 🌡️ Apple is gonna roll out an iPhone with a built-in coffee maker next, and we’re ALL sipping that overpriced coffee! ☕️💰 *Stonks!* And as always, this is fine! 🔥🤣 SHARE THIS CHAOS!