🎸📢 WAKE UP, MUSIC NERDS! 🚨 Marshall just dropped the Heston 60 soundbar and Sub 200 subwoofer like it’s hot, and I can almost hear your wallets crying. 💸💦 The premium soundbar saga continues—because apparently, you guys can’t get enough of rich people sounds echoing in your living rooms. 🏡🎶 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote* from Chad, the sound guru at Marshall: “We wanted to make sure your neighbors HATE you even more. 🎉😈” But fr fr, is it too much? I mean, are we just out here trying to turn our homes into mini cinemas or are we preparing for a full-blown DJ set with live performances from your cats? *Drake pointing meme* to those who think this is actual progress in life. For the suuuuper bass lovers, brace yourself—this combo might just turn your living room into a literal earthquake zone. The neighbors will be filling out evictions while you’re living that sweet “This is fine” meme life. 🔥🤡 But wait, there’s more! By 2025 we’ll all be blasting music through sentient soundbars that roast your playlists like a middle school bully—mark my words! 😱💥 Share this if your speaker setup isn’t better than your love life! 😂💔 #MarshallMadness #GetBassOrGetLost