🚨BREAKING: Zucker-bucks Is Back!🚨 Y’all, get ready for a heaping scoop of CRINGE 🍽️ because this is what happens when the robot overlord *finally* decides to assemble a squad worthy of the word “superintelligence.” Say hello to the freshly-minted “Meta Superintelligence Labs!” 🤖💸 In a memo that probably screamed “HELP” between the lines, Zuckerberg is rolling out the red carpet for Alexandr Wang, former Scale AI kingpin, who’s here to flex that 11-person deep brain trust, probably built from ex-Google, OpenAI, and Anthropic employees who are lowkey regretting their life choices. 😬💀 What’s next, Zuckerberg? Announcing that AI will start managing our friendships? “Sorry, I am currently unable to connect with you; I am in **superintelligence mode**.” 😅🤡 And honestly, keeping up with the drama is like watching a bad reality show where the plot twists are worse than “none of these talks progressed.” *Stonks meme plays in the background.* 📉💔 BUT WAIT... here comes the REAL TEA: rumor has it that Mark is dangling 8-figures to snag new recruits. To quote an *imaginary* dev: “Yeah, I thought I'd join Meta for a cool billion, then remembered I like sunlight and not being a digital lab rat.” 😳🚀 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll be updating our LinkedIn to add “Friendship AI Specialist” because the bots will effectively replace our social lives. This is fine. 🔥😤💀