🚨BREAKING: Zuck Just Risked It All for Your Content 🤡✨ So, check this—last night, Mark Zuckerberg decided to channel his inner Steve Jobs, presenting his new glasses at Meta Connect, but like, what’s the vibe here? 🚀💀 I felt like I was back in 2012, reminiscing about the glory days of Google Glass—ya know, when we were just as confused about tech as we were about our life choices. Like, do I NEED to stream my life in 4K? Is this what humanity has come to? 🤔🔥 Zuck, my dude, you seriously risked a live demo flop, and for WHAT? We’re talking about glasses that might just give you a nice case of gamers’ neck and zero stonks, my guy. I can already hear Mark saying, “I’m just like you, I wear glasses too, but mine are cooler… I think?” 🤖🕶️ Here’s a *leaked* convo from Zuck and his dev team: *Developer*: "What’s our backup plan if this flops, Mark?" *Zuck*: "Just tell everyone it’s beta testing for the Metaverse! 🤷‍♂️✨" I'd bet my bottom dollar they’re trying to turn this cringe fest into a mandatory accessory for every TikTok influencer out there. 💰💔 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, we’ll all be forced to buy Zuck’s VR glasses or risk getting ghosted from all social interactions. Who needs real friends when you’ve got avatars, amirite? 💀👾 Share this chaos before Zuckerberg makes us all wear virtual chains! 🥴🔗 #MetaMadness #GlassesGameStrong