🚨BREAKING: Mark Zuckerberg is officially the *Elon Musk* of Wall Street this week, offering wallet-frying deals that’ll make your accountant cringe harder than a cringy TikTok dance! 💸💀 🍕💰 RUMOR has it, Zuck's been spitting HOT 🔥 offers like he's the Godfather of AI: “Hey, AI genius! Wanna come fix my algorithm for a cool $300M? No cap, I’ll even throw in free avocado toast and exclusive access to my *very cool* VR conference room!” 😂🤖 According to the *almighty* ❤️ Zoë Schiffer 💎 at Wired, this isn’t just one of those "hey, wanna grab coffee?" casual asks. No, fam! It’s *10+ times* of Zuck playing Magic: The Gathering, casting a spell of “Hire Me” with OP cards that read, “You’ll never have to work again.” 🚀 In Zuck’s defense, though, who wouldn’t accept an insane paycheck that's basically like winning the tech lottery? 💀🎰 💥Leaked developer conversation:💥 *Zuck:* “You want to work for me? Just think of the stonks!” *Developer:* “Uhh, but I’m literally fine where I am…” *Zuck:* “This is fine. Now here’s a briefcase full of cash!” 🤡👀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2027, AI will be building better companies while we’re still debating between TikTok vs. Twitter! 🤯💥 Experience the chaos, folks! 🌌 #ZuckOfferedMONEY #AIOverlords #MetaMemeManiac