🧐💥 Stop what you’re doing! ZUCKER-BOT is back at it again, and this time he’s brewing up “The List” like it’s the *Secret Menu* at a coffee shop in Silicon Valley! ☕️🤖 Picture this: Mark *"I-know-all-your-search-history"* Zuckerberg is scouting the best AI wizards to join his digital circus at Meta. The *huge brained* nerds with more degrees than a thermometer better watch out! 🚀💪 💀 “Bro, if I have to hear another AI researcher feign interest in ‘humanity’ while coding algorithms to steal our jobs, I'm gonna seethe.” – Random Dev, probably. 🤡💔 These *talented engineers* are apparently the *chosen ones* of the AI world, while Zuck’s just chilling there, looking like an iPad that forgot its charger. "Come join Meta and get unlimited access to our user data!" 💰⚡️ Like, no cap, that’s the stuff of *Stonks memes* everywhere, folks! 🔥 But hold up, here’s the hot take: If Zuck thinks these AI geniuses are gonna save Facebook from the cringe of *Metaverse* after-party chatrooms filled with baby Yoda NFTs, he’s got another thing coming! 🚫🤯 If he can’t fix those thirst traps called algorithms, then he might as well hire a squad of virtual reality clowns because this is gonna be pure chaos! 🤡💖💥