🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS!💥🚨 OpenAI is REELING after Marky Mark Zuckerberg tried to drag their brightest minds to Meta like it’s a Black Friday sales event 😱🛒! In a leaked memo so spicy it could be a TikTok trend, Mark Chen said it felt like “someone has broken into our home and stolen something.” Dude, that’s a whole mood! Like IT’S FINE burning down your house 🔥 and calling it "recalibrating comp"! 👀💰 So, #OpenAI is out here telling us they’re recalibrating compensation, which sounds a lot like saying they’re fixing the budget after getting bullied on the playground by the Meta gang! I guess hiring AI talent is kind of like playing musical chairs: "Oops! Your brain went to the highest bidder! Sucks to suck!" 🎶🤖 In the world of tech gossip, Marky Mark is looking like a meme-ified villain, complete with the "Drake Pointing" for snatching your researchers while they’re trying to get their PhDs! 🤡💀 If hiring talent is a game, Meta just hit the jackpot! 🎰 Hot take: In 2030, we’ll all be working for AI overlords, and I’d put my stonks in Robo-Zuckerberg running the next Silicon Valley! 🚀💡💀 #FutureVibes #WorkForYourNewAIOverlords