🚨🔥 ALERT: SALESFORCE JUST DECLARED WAR ON YOUR JOBS, AND I’M HERE FOR IT. 😱🤖 So, picture this: Marc Benioff, the CEO of Salesforce, is out here at Dreamforce flexing harder than a TikTok fitness influencer talking about the *AI agents* they just unleashed. 💪💻 Dude's out here like, “Our AI will run your business, make your coffee, and probably do your taxes... but uh, can it hold a convo? 🤔💬" (Spoiler: Not really. 😂) While Marc's dreams are shining brighter than my future if I *ever* learn to code, most enterprises are still at square one, whispering, "Do we even have the data for that?!? 🤷‍♂️💀" Like, come on fam, just slap some stonks on the screen and pray it’ll work, right? 😂💸 Developer quoted directly (probably in my imagination): “Yeah, we’re just here for the free snacks – not ready for AI world domination, sorry!” 🍩🤡 And let me drop a hot take: By 2025, Salesforce will have transformed *every* employee into AI (but at least you’ll get a dope avatar!🔥) while we casuals will still be fighting tooth and nail for our jobs, like “This is fine…” 🐶🔥 Buckle up, fam! If you’re not riding the AI wave, you’re about to be left behind like VHS tapes in a Netflix world! 🚀💀 Share if you’re ready to get memed into this chaos!