🍄🎉 HOLD ONTO YOUR JOYSTICKS, GAMERS! 🚀💥 Nintendo just dropped a *major* flex on us like Mario popping a flex tape on Bowser's broken dreams! 🎮🤡 A whole freaking 40 years of that Italian plumber, and what do we get? *Drake Pointing* at nostalgia while chugging down a fresh batch of Mario goodies! 💰🏆 *Based* moves coming in hot: **Mario Tennis Fever** — because who needs the Olympics when you can swing a racket and watch your friends seethe in envy? 🎾🔥 But WAIT, there’s more! 📽️💥 A Super Mario Galaxy movie is in the works, likely starring Chris Pratt (because *of course*, we need a pizza delivery guy in space). Imagine Bowser with a Brooklyn accent! “Hey, I'm-a gonna take your star power, capisce?” 🍕👑💀 Meanwhile, Nintendo’s boss quote leaks say: “Why not just milk the nostalgia cow until it explodes? 💦🐄” Can’t argue with that logic, honestly. *Stonks* are through the roof! 💸📈 So get ready to buckle up, fam! Mario is hitting the Switch 2 with more flair than a TikTok dance challenge, and I predict the *Mario Universe* will expand faster than a crypto scam! 🌌🚀 Who's betting on a Smash Bros. reality show next? 😱 *This is fine* 🥴