🚨🎨BREAKING: Mario Paint is BACK, and it's about to unleash the inner artist (or 5-year-old) in you! 🎨🚨 That's right, fam, the pixelated masterpiece from 1992 has landed on Nintendo Switch Online! You heard it here first; it's not a fever dream. 🔥👀 Tech heads have been pondering for eons on what the Joy-Con mouse controls would taste like—well, it turns out they flavor like nostalgia! It's like that meme of Drake pointing, but replace Drake with your childhood and the finger point with "YOOOO, LET’S MAKE SOME MUSEUM-QUALITY ART!" 🎨✨💀 📜*Leaked Developer Quote:* “We thought long and hard about how to make Switch 2 killer. But then we were like, ‘Bro, let’s make a 33-year-old game work with a mouse for maximum chaos!’” 😂 And here's the kicker: not only can you slap colors on Mario and Yoshi like it's 1992, but you can also GO ON A BUG-SMASHING SPREE. I’m talking about the ultimate test of dexterity—because who needs actual life skills? 😤🔥 So grab your USB mouse and get ready to create a new wave of cringe-worthy art because this is about to be meme-ified harder than that “This is fine” dog in a burning room. 🔥🐶 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: Nintendo is 100% going to make Mario Paint NFTs next. You heard it here first!💰🚀💀✨