🌊🐋 Yo, fam, ever wanted to be a marine biologist but ended up scrolling TikTok instead? SAME! 😭💀 But hold onto your fish hooks 'cause we just got an *exclusive* inside scoop from the chads aboard the Research Vessel Garvin in Miami! 🛥️🦈 Seems like these marine wannabes were throwin' fish heads into the ocean like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet 🍽️ and the sharks said, “Nah, fam, I’m on a no-carb diet!” 😂🔥 Like, can you imagine the sharks chilling and making fun of these guys? “Bruh, check out the fisherman with the bait, stonks down on that one!” 🚫💰 🔍👀 One of the marine biologists (let’s call him Chad) was like, “We don’t need bait; we need an intervention!” 🤖💬 Meanwhile, the legendary shark book author is probably there like, "Why sharks matter? More like why I matter for trying to tag these beach bums!" 😤📚 This is just the universe reminding us that science and nature do NOT care about your plans. 🌀 So, what's the prediction here? 🤔 Brace yourselves, folks: In 5 years, we’ll all be baiting sharks with Instagram influencers instead of fish. 🔥🌐 Just wait for it! *mic drop* 🎤💥