🌟💰BREAKING NEWS: Marigold Sells Its Soul (aka Enterprise Biz) to Zeta Global for $325M! 🚀🤖 🎉 Did y'all hear?! Marigold got kicked to the curb faster than your WiFi during a family Zoom call! 😂💔 Say hello to Zeta Global Holdings! They just dropped a fat stack of 💵 up to $325 million for Marigold’s enterprise software, aka their entire marketing tech lineup. Next thing you know, Marigold will be selling discount birdhouses on Etsy. 😂🛒 Rumor has it, some anonymous dev at Zeta was like: “This just got WAY too easy, I’m expecting a yacht in 3… 2… 1…” 🚤💦 Zeta’s about to become the Thanos of marketing platforms, collecting Marigold’s Cheetah Digital, Sailthru, and more like Pokémon cards! Gotta catch ‘em all, amirite? 🍭💥 👀 Meanwhile, Marigold’s board is just sitting there like: “This is fine.” 🔥💀 They might need a whole team of therapists after this! 🌌 Prediction time: in 2024, Zeta’s gonna announce the first AI-driven marketing tool that also makes smoothies. 🍹🧠 Why? Because we have NO IDEA why tech giants do the things they do, and it’s 🔥🔥🔥! GET READY, STONKS JUST WENT UP💥💥! Share this craziness to keep the vibes alive! 🙌📈