🚨💸 BREAKING: Salesforce is LITERALLY robbing the bank, and it’s not even a crime! 💻🔫💰 👽 Marc Benioff, the dude behind Salesforce, just spilled the tea 💯 that they’re raking in a cool $100 MILLION a year thanks to AI doing the heavy lifting in customer service 🤖🚀. That's right, AI is now your customer support hero, while we’re all just trying to figure out how to reset our passwords! 🤡🔧 💔 “We heard the cry for help, and we answered,” said an anonymous Salesforce dev, who is definitely not a robot talking to himself 💀. “Now, our customer service agents can focus on REAL issues, like explaining why Karen’s email isn’t working...again.” In a world where stonks are soaring and AI is cashing checks like it’s their birthday 🎉, this feels like an episode of *This Is Fine* 🔥. You’d think they’d throw a pizza party for the employees with the savings, but no, they’re probably just upgrading the coffee machine instead. ☕️😩 So where do we go from here? 🤔 I predict AI will take over, and soon we’ll be communicating with chatbots who are more emotionally intelligent than your average human 👽💔. Mark my words, in 5 years CEOs will only respond to us through holograms, while we’re left seething at our desk jobs like the memes we are! 🤖👑👀 #AIOverlords #SeetheAndCope