🚨🚨🦠 *BREAKING NEWS: GOing Rogue! Malicious Go Packages Unleashed!* 🦠🚨🚨 Bruh, you thought 2023 was all about TikTok dances and *sipping** overpriced lattes? Nah fam, the real tea is about to spill! 🍵💀 So these sneaky devs found a way to slip *11 malicious Go packages* onto npm like they’re sneaking snacks into a movie theater— 🥤🎬. We got codes launching like they’re trying to *Netlify* but instead they’re just Netlame! More like *Go* home, you're drunk! 😂🤡 They're pulling in malware from shady C2 servers faster than I can click “allow cookies”!! 🍪💥 Disclaimer: those servers ain’t sending you no cute cat videos! They're more like *"surprise! You're wiped!"* 💀💸 (classic 'this is fine' moment, amirite?!) 🤡 You know the vibe: “Bro, no cap, I thought *Go* was only for building cool backends, not for executing my worst nightmares.” - *Leaked quote from a dev who hasn't slept since 2020* 🚀😱 So, what’s next? Stonks in hacking packages? 🤯📈 *2023 Prediction:* The next trend in tech? Building an open-source *antivirus* with every single package you ever downloaded. “Oops! Who needs privacy when you can have malware drama?” 💪🤖💵 Don’t let these cheeky packages ruin your day! If you see ‘em, just *Drake Pointing* to uninstall! 👇🔥 Share this chaos before the malware comes after your TikTok account! #GoHomeYou'reDrunk #TechChaos