🚨💔BREAKING NEWS IN MALAYSIA: The country is *this close* 🤏 to banning all users under 16 from social media! Cue the chaos! 🐍💥 Communications Minister Fahmi Fadzil is pulling a classic “Let’s protect the children!” move while simultaneously making every Gen Z kid scream, “What do you mean my TikTok is gonna be canceled?!” 🤪📱 Like, wait until you hear the news that Minecraft is still on the table—only kids without social media can join the block party! Imagine a world where teens start using carrier pigeons 🕊️ to communicate instead of using their Snapchat streaks! Hilarious! This is fine. 🔥💩 💭 *Leaked developer convo:* Dev A: “So, what do we do when these kids can’t flex their basic life skills on social media?” Dev B: “Easy! Make ‘em send stale memes through the mail like it’s the 90s. Stonks! 📈😂” But fr fr, what’s next? Are they gonna ban emojis too? This is getting tough! I can already hear the TikTok dances dying in agony. 💀💃 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: The real reason for this ban? Malaysia wants to build an underground meme-dungeon to cultivate the next wave of meme geniuses! This is *definitely* gonna blow up! 🚀💰 #MemeMarketUp!