🚨🤡✨ BREAKING NEWS: Malaysia is about to drop a social media ban thicker than your grandma’s Wi-Fi password! 🚧💥 Under 16? Sorry, fam, no TikTok dances for you! 📵💃 Yup, you heard it right! The Malaysian cabinet 🔥 just hit the green light on a massive glow-up for online safety: NO social media for the kiddos until they turn 16! Wah, that's like telling a toddler they can't play with their favorite toy because it's "dangerous." 🙄 Malaysian communications minister, Fahmi Fadzil, says, “We can ensure the Internet in Malaysia is fast, widespread, and safe!” 🚀 Sounds good, but is he ready to fight every child’s inner 12-year-old that just wants to flex on social media? 😂💔 Meanwhile, FAKE DEVELOPER QUOTE ALERT: “We’re just trying to save the youth from becoming meme lords at the expense of their future jobs!” 😱 (as if that ship hasn’t already sailed) 🌊✈️ But wait, there's more! The ban won’t even kick in until 2026! So what can we expect? Social media detox camps for under-16s? A meme-less dystopia? Or will they just create a black market for emoji trading? 💰👀💀 In conclusion, crack open another can of "I can't believe this is happening," because in 2026, we might need a social media underground railroad! 🔥🚀 For the bad memes, I mean, the kids… 😂💀 #BasedBan #FutureFOMO