🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS: MALAYSIA JUST PUT A STRANGLEHOLD ON YOUR FAVORITE AI CHIPS! 🍟🤖 That's right, fam! The land of Nasi Lemak and Cendol is playing *chess* while the rest of us are still figuring out checkers. Malaysia is like, “Nah, America! Not so fast with those AI chips! We need permits like it’s 1999 and we're trying to buy a PS2!” 😂🎮 📈💰 Why? To keep those tantalizing tech nuggets from sneakin’ into China’s hands! Like, fr fr—can you even imagine a botched assassination attempt on your brain cells courtesy of smuggled chips? 😱💀 Some imaginary developer we just made up said, “Dude, I can’t even swerve memes, let alone save my AI from being taken hostage by the great firewall of China. It’s a vibe.” 🚀🔥 Meanwhile, stonks are falling harder than a toddler who just realized their iPad is dead. 📉🥴 This is fine, right? *sips coffee nervously* Ok here’s the unhinged take: this is just the start! 🇲🇾💣 Next, Malaysian government will start requiring puppies and tacos to be included in trade permits. Get ready for the meme economy folks! Brace yourselves! Tycoon Puppy Investors incoming! 🐶💸💥