🔥🚨 NEW STARTUP ALERT: Malanta just dropped a fat $10M bag like it’s hot, and no it’s not for their coffee addiction ☕️💸! They’re here to save your enterprise from threats before they even think about crashing the party—like that one friend who always shows up without an invite 😒. Malanta, aka the *Fort Knox of pre-attack prevention* (but like, make it *fashion*), is on a mission to stop threats *before* they swipe right on your data 🛑💔. They're hustlin' to pump out new "Indicators of Pre-Attack" quicker than your average meme trends, and honestly, if they had a crypto for that? STONKS🚀💰! Also, let’s not forget their plan to integrate harder than a TikTok influencer into a new dance challenge. “Our software is like having a crystal ball, but for cybersecurity,” said Dave the Dev, who might have just been high on caffeine 🤖💀. But, real talk, what’s next? Are we gonna be setting up preemptive alerts for your ex sliding into DM’s? 🤔📲 👀🔥 Anyway, I’m calling it now: In 2025, Malanta will have a feature where it predicts when your boss will ask for overtime, saving us ALL from the existential dread! This is fine... right? 🤡✌️