🚨 HOLY HACKER SLAYERS, WE’VE GOT A SITUATION! 🚨 So, listen up fam! You know that ERP software nobody asked for but EVERYONE has to deal with, SAP S/4HANA? 😵‍💫 Yeah, it's like the *that one coworker* who steals your lunch—except this time, they *literally* have a CRITICAL VULNERABILITY that's being EXPLOITED IN THE WILD! 🦁💻 Let’s break this down: we’re talking CVE-2025-42957 with a juicy 9.9 CVSS score! That’s hotter than my cousin's mixtape, no cap! 🔥🔥 Last month, SAP had to roll out an emergency update quicker than a Kardashian can sell skincare! 🌪️💅 “Bro, all we had to do was not let users call a function module with the same munchies they use for Unity game dev,” one desperate dev reportedly muttered under his breath while chugging energy drinks. F for respect. 💀 This is fine, guys! Just another day in the wild, wild West of ERP. Remember, if your CEO loves SAP, just give them the Drake Pointing Meme, and tell them that exploiting the vulnerabilities is now the hot new trend! 😂 In a shocking twist, I predict SAP will drop *S/4HANA 3.0 under the guise of a “security upgrade”—but it’ll just be a new color scheme and more bugs! 🚀💰 #Stonks 💀🤖