🚨 BREAKING: A Bitcoin heist so big even Satoshi's ghost is like "WTF, fam?" 👻💰 Arkham Intelligence just dropped the tea ☕️: 127,426 BTC vanished like my motivation on a Monday morning. That's a whopping $14.5 BILLION, fam! 💸💸 So, apparently, this went down in December 2020—aka the year everyone was busy fighting over toilet paper 🚽 and refreshment drinks. Did LuBian Mining Pool just decide to YOLO and get wrecked??? 🤡💀 Or were they just like “this is fine” while their coins dipped? 🔥😂 Insider scoop 🤡💼: “Honestly, we thought the 127K BTC were just really bad stonks 💹. Turns out they were stonks that went *poof*!” said an alleged LuBian dev (totally a real quote, I swear). But wait, it gets crazier! 🥳 With this amount of dough, LuBian could've afforded Elon Musk's secret sauce for launching Dogecoin to Mars! 🚀🌕 Here’s my hot take: in 2025, we’ll find out that this was all a stunt by the Network of Meme Lords 🤖👑 to distract us from the fact that we still don't understand DeFi!!! 😱🔥 Share this chaos if you’re ready to ride the crypto rollercoaster of doom! 🎢💥 #ToTheMoon 🙌