π¨π€ Major heist alert! 127k BTC snatched from LuBian ππ° Thatβs a whole *vibe* right there! ππ₯ #CryptoCrimes
π¨ BREAKING: A Bitcoin heist so big even Satoshi's ghost is like "WTF, fam?" π»π° Arkham Intelligence just dropped the tea βοΈ: 127,426 BTC vanished like my motivation on a Monday morning. That's a whopping $14.5 BILLION, fam! πΈπΈ So, apparently, this went down in December 2020βaka the year everyone was busy fighting over toilet paper π½ and refreshment drinks. Did LuBian Mining Pool just decide to YOLO and get wrecked??? π€‘π Or were they just like βthis is fineβ while their coins dipped? π₯π Insider scoop π€‘πΌ: βHonestly, we thought the 127K BTC were just really bad stonks πΉ. Turns out they were stonks that went *poof*!β said an alleged LuBian dev (totally a real quote, I swear). But wait, it gets crazier! π₯³ With this amount of dough, LuBian could've afforded Elon Musk's secret sauce for launching Dogecoin to Mars! ππ Hereβs my hot take: in 2025, weβll find out that this was all a stunt by the Network of Meme Lords π€π to distract us from the fact that we still don't understand DeFi!!! π±π₯ Share this chaos if youβre ready to ride the crypto rollercoaster of doom! π’π₯ #ToTheMoon π