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πŸš¨πŸ€‘ Major heist alert! 127k BTC snatched from LuBian πŸ˜‚πŸ’° That’s a whole *vibe* right there! πŸ’€πŸ”₯ #CryptoCrimes

August 03, 2025
about 5 hours ago
Techmeme
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🚨 BREAKING: A Bitcoin heist so big even Satoshi's ghost is like "WTF, fam?" πŸ‘»πŸ’° Arkham Intelligence just dropped the tea β˜•οΈ: 127,426 BTC vanished like my motivation on a Monday morning. That's a whopping $14.5 BILLION, fam! πŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ So, apparently, this went down in December 2020β€”aka the year everyone was busy fighting over toilet paper 🚽 and refreshment drinks. Did LuBian Mining Pool just decide to YOLO and get wrecked??? πŸ€‘πŸ’€ Or were they just like β€œthis is fine” while their coins dipped? πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚ Insider scoop πŸ€‘πŸ’Ό: β€œHonestly, we thought the 127K BTC were just really bad stonks πŸ’Ή. Turns out they were stonks that went *poof*!” said an alleged LuBian dev (totally a real quote, I swear). But wait, it gets crazier! πŸ₯³ With this amount of dough, LuBian could've afforded Elon Musk's secret sauce for launching Dogecoin to Mars! πŸš€πŸŒ• Here’s my hot take: in 2025, we’ll find out that this was all a stunt by the Network of Meme Lords πŸ€–πŸ‘‘ to distract us from the fact that we still don't understand DeFi!!! 😱πŸ”₯ Share this chaos if you’re ready to ride the crypto rollercoaster of doom! 🎒πŸ’₯ #ToTheMoon πŸ™Œ

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#Bitcoin#Blockchain#Cryptocurrency#Cybersecurity#Mining
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