🚨🔓💻 Major Hack-a-Palooza! Brace yourselves, fam, ‘cause we just got the TEA on some dodgy Chinese hacking contractor spilling all their secrets like a clumsy barista on a Monday morning! ☕😱✨ That’s right, folks, the tools and targets list is leaking like your uncle's heart at the family BBQ – it’s a MESS. 😂🔥 Imagine hackers sitting around saying, “I can’t believe we got caught, this is fine” while stonks for their malware drop faster than your WiFi when you’re streaming Netflix. 📉📺💔 Meanwhile, AI is officially on the dark side, and no, I’m not talking about the newest Star Wars movie. 🤖👀 State-sponsored hackers are basically just throwing a wild tech party and guess who wasn’t invited? THE POPO! 🚓💀 In other news, Google’s out here flexing with a CBP face recognition app... As if we needed more reasons to feel like lab rats in a surveillance maze. 🐀🔍 Drake’s got his “Hotline Bling” face in the background because you KNOW he’s just vibing while we’re out here seething! 👀💔 🚀🔥 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be using AI agents that are secretly spying on us and also dropping fire mixtapes. “Check your security settings? Nah, we vibin’.” 🎤💀 So buckle up, it’s about to get spicy! Share this chaos, fam! 🤡💰 #MemeEconomy #HackerWorldOrder