"💀 Mailchimp flexed a 40% speed boost but got hit with that governance tax! 💸 #VibeCheck 🚀✨"
🚨🔥📬 **BREAKING: Mailchimp just leveled up to *speed demon* status** 🚀💨 with a wild 40% speed gain! But guess what? It comes with a “governance” price, whatever that means 👀💀. Did they sell their soul to the coding devils? 🥴 In an epic saga of *vibe coding* (yep, that’s a real thing now), Mailchimp’s devs *definitely* didn't sit around sipping chai lattes while this magic happened. No cap, they were out here dodging AI coding disasters like it was dodgeball at a middle school gym 🏫🤕! 📜💩 *Leaked quote from a Mailchimp dev*: “We used to be a hot mess. Now we’re just a hot ONE-THIRD-LESS-MESS.” 😂🔥 Stonks? More like *stonk-like* quality of life boost! 📈 Meanwhile, other tech companies are seething in agony, looking at their own coding structures like: “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 But here’s the real tea: as we enter the future of coding, governance frameworks will NOT save you from AI-induced chaos. You either vibe or dive, fam! 🤖💣 🔥 **EPIC PREDICTION:** By 2025, every coder will have to wear a literal *governance helmet* to survive the AI onslaught! Who's ready to look like a space cadet in the office? 👽🎩🙃 Share this with your coder buddies before they forget how to vibe! 💥💌✌️