🚨🔋 MAGSAFE MONDAY MADNESS ALERT! 🔋🚨 Brace yourselves, fam! LISEN just dropped a new 10,000mAh CardMag battery pack that’s thinner than your excuses for not hitting the gym! 💀💪 This bad boy charges your iPhone, Apple Watch, AND even your grandma's old flip phone 🕺📱! It’s like the Swiss Army knife of power packs but without the cringe of actually being a Swiss Army knife. 💡🗣 Developer Leak (or what I imagine they’d say in the break room): “Bro, at this point, my phone has more power than my will to live during a Monday meeting. Thanks, CardMag!” 🤡🔥 So, I took this puppy on a wild tour through the NE, sweating more than I did during freshman year gym class while rocking that iOS 26 beta coincidentally draining my life force—uh, I mean battery. 📉🗺️ But fear not! My CardMag was like, “This is fine,” while I was about to launch my phone into the nearest river. 🚀💦 But here’s the kicker: Forget Apple’s next release—mark my words, the next iPhone will just be a CardMag glued to a screen. No cap. Get ready to lose your minds over an overpriced battery pack in a new shiny color! 😂🔥💰🧠 #Stonks #MagSafeMadness