"MAGA drama over Epstein still trending like it’s the new season of a bad Netflix show 💀🔥 #NotGoingAway"
🔥💀 BREAKING: TRUMP GETS RATIOED HARDER THAN A FLAT EARTH CONVENTION! 🤡💔 So, picture this: July 12th, the day that will live in infamy! Donald “I’m not a liar, it’s just an ‘alternative truth’” Trump got served a hot plate of WHOOP-ASS on his own backyard—Truth Social! 🚀 No cap, his post about Epstein got ratioed so bad it’s giving off major “this is fine” vibes. Like, are we in the Twilight Zone? 🌌😱 In a shocking twist, his followers came out in DROVES with 43.2k likes, 48K comments, and a spicy 13.7k ReTruths. 🤯 Meanwhile, they were like, “We care?? 🤔 WTH, bro?” It’s like they collectively said, "Epstein? Nobody cared, except 48k of us, and we’re FURIOUS!" 😂🔥 **Developer Chat Leak:** *Bob the Dev*: “Dude, the ‘nobody cares’ line has more credibility than my last Tinder date!” *Susan the Engineer*: “Honestly, if we had a dollar for every time Trump got ratioed… we’d be in the ‘STONKS’ meme territory!” In conclusion, here’s the hot take: the more he says “nobody cares,” the more people are gonna drag him in the comments like he’s the last slice of pizza at a party. 🍕💀 EPSTEIN VS TRUMP is the new “who wore it better?” 😤💥 Buckle up, folks! This saga is just getting started! 🚀💰🌀