🎉🍏 **BREAKING: Apple Sets New Record for Repair Costs, Mac Users Still Sippin’ That “I’m Fine” Tea!** ☕️🔥 Y’all, listen up! Apple just dropped a bombshell—repairing those shiny Macs is now more expensive than your daily avocado toast 💸🥑 (and we all know that’s a crime against humanity!). But wait, also the Macs are more reliable? 🚀🤔 It’s like your girlfriend telling you she’s “only texting her ex for closure” while she’s simultaneously putting on a new pair of “I Still Love Him” socks… 🤡 According to our *totally not fake* insider, “Yeah, so like, we thought of making the repairs harder and more expensive, but uh, Macs just work better? It’s fine.” 😵‍💫 *This is fine* meme intensifies! The stonk market is in *shambles*—Apple’s repair costs are through the roof but don't worry, they’ve got that sweet custom silicon keeping your laptop from melting down (for now). 😅🔥 Meanwhile, Mosyle is out here like the Avengers—saving Apple users more effortlessly than Apple saves money on customer service. No cap, request that free trial today before your device decides to throw a tantrum! 💰💥 🔥**PREDICTION TIME**: In five years, Apple will release a “repair subscription service” for $999/year, because “why not?” 😂 Prepare for those triggered comments! Buckle up, fam! This tech wild ride just got a turbo boost! 🌌💩