💀🦾BREAKING NEWS: FireWire officially joined the iPod in tech afterlife, and let me tell you, it’s not vibing in MACOS TAHOE!🚀 🔥RIP FireWire, you served us well, but now even the Mac is like, "Wut even is this?!" 😵‍💫 Stephen Hackett just turned into the tech Archaeologist of the century, digging up that dusty FireWire grave like it’s some kind of ancient relic. Literally the last known FireWire drive is about to be turned into a TikTok meme 💀🤡. And in classic Apple fashion, they’re shoving Thunderbolt down your throat like it's 2012 again! Here's a hot take: I can already hear the Apple execs seething: "FireWire was great but like, have you tried paying $79 for a simple dongle?” 🤑💰 “Leaked developer convo:” Dev 1: “We’re finally free from the chains of FireWire!” Dev 2: “Good, let’s charge them for an overpriced adapter instead!” 🤣 So, if you thought FireWire was on life support... surprise! It’s been BURIED six feet underground while the Thunderbolt 3 and 4 hype train Steamrolls on! 🚂💨 Unhinged prediction: FireWire will be back as a limited-edition NFT by 2025, and the collector market is going to *explode*. Stonks 🚀✨!