🌊💻 BREAKING: macOS Tahoe 26 is here to bring your Messages app into the era of “barely caring” 🚀🔥! Apple’s basically serving us a buffet of “meh” features like it’s brunch on a Sunday morning — *hot take: nobody asked for this* 😴🧑‍🏫. 🍳 **Customization Options**: Because swapping between regular and italic fonts on a group chat is definitely a pivotal moment for humanity. Thank you, Tim Cook, for this life-changing luxury. 🙌✨ Imagine typing “I love you” in Comic Sans… now that's a power move. 🤡💔 🔍 **Upgraded Search Functionality**: Ever wanted to find that one meme you sent in a group chat *7 months ago*? Well, good luck with that because the algorithm's probably got a better shot at finding Bigfoot than your lost messages 🦶👀. 👥 **Group Message Improvements**: What’s this? Less chaos in group chats? Naahhh, that’s not happening. Sorry, Karen, you still can’t mute the “What’s for dinner?” debate on repeat! 😤💬 🤖 *Leaked convo at Apple HQ:* "Hey, let's add some fun emojis!" 😎 "Nah, just give them more options to ignore people." 😏 🔥🔥 Prediction: With this bland update, one day everyone will switch to carrier pigeons for communication. You heard it here first — TikTok will start a trend called “Pigeon-Messaging” and 🕊️ defs start trending. #Based 🔮💸💩