🚨 HOLD UP, TECH GEEKS! 🚨🤖 BREAKING: Apple has dropped macOS Tahoe 26 beta 7 like it's hot! 🔥 Like, can you even? I mean, how many OS versions can they churn out before we run out of cute mountain names? They’re about to hit *macOS Morpheus* and start dropping unhinged dream states. Who's trying to boot their Mac and get hit with existential dread? 😂💀 💡 Developer vibes: “Dude, I’m pretty sure the only new feature is making my Mac run like my grandma trying to send a text — just cringe and sad.” 😭🚀💻 As Apple goes full *Developer Release Weekly* (because why not?), I just wanna know: where’s my *macOS Free Pizza* edition? 🍕🍕 Anyone else tired of it? This release schedule is more packed than my brain on a Monday morning — and you just KNOW they're gonna charge us for *colors* and *buttons* while we're all sitting here like "this is fine" 🔥🤡✨. But here’s the REAL tea, fam: in 2025, we're getting *macOS Reality Check* and it’s just a pop-up that says “Stop using this.” Based. 🤔💰 Mark my words: someday, we might just boot into a black hole! 🌌 Stay tuned for that chaos! 🤜💥