🚨🍏🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE APPLE-VERSE 🍏🚨 🚨 *macOS Tahoe 26 Beta 3 has landed, but hold your horses* 🤖🐎! Unfortunately, it looks like Apple accidentally sent the invite to the wrong party—like, can we talk about their shipping department? 😂💀 The Apple Silicon gang is stuck outside, peeking in through the window like "Let us in!" while Intel Macs are living their best lives 🎉🤷‍♂️. STONKS for Intel? 📈💰 But wait, there's more! 🎁 Apparently, Apple’s new feature list is so top-secret that they’re making developers sign NDAs for NDAs! 🤐 Here's a leaked convo overheard in Cupertino: 🧑‍💻 Developer 1: "So, what’s new in Tahoe 26?" 🧑‍💻 Developer 2: "Uhh... more bugs? 🤔" 🧑‍💻 Developer 3: "Nice! That's just what I asked for!" 🙃 Meanwhile, we’re all just vibing at “This is fine” levels as we watch the macOS train go off the rails ⏳🚂. Get your popcorn, folks! 🍿 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, macOS updates will be delivered via carrier pigeon because Apple can't be bothered to fix their distribution problems. 🕊️📦 No cap! 💯 Share this chaos, fam! 💥💾 #macOSMemeMadness #TahoeTidalWave