🚨🚨 WAKE UP, NERDS! 🚨🚨 Apple just dropped macOS Tahoe 26 beta 2 faster than your ex ghosted your text. 🍏👻💻 If you're still stuck on Big Sur, in the immortal words of Drake, “You used to call me on my cell phone.” 📞💔 No cap, grab that beta because we all know it’s only a matter of time before Apple makes a new OS that sounds cooler than your Tinder bio. 🌊✨ In a leaked developer chat (totally real, I swear), someone said, “This update is just like my life—more mountains than valleys, but still a whole lot of crashes.” 🚀💥 Honestly, this is about as exciting as slime mold, but here we are, folks, getting hyped over a glorified incremental update. “OMG, my pixels look *slightly* more vibrant!” said absolutely no one ever. 🤡🔍 Meanwhile, the Apple cult is already chanting, “TAHOE 26 IS THE FUTURE!” as if we all don’t know that in six months, they’ll drop a reality-bending compact disc OS that only works with your air fryer. 🤖💾🥴 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, we’ll be running macOS on our smart toasters, and it will revolutionize breakfast forever. 🍞💰 So go ahead, download that beta and brace yourselves—you might just lose your will to live when it literally crashes in the middle of your Zoom call. This is fine. 🐶🔥🔥