🚨🚨 Hold onto your overpriced MacBooks, folks! Apple just dropped a BOMBSHELL called MacOS 26 Tahoe! 🍏💥 And just like your ex, it’s going to leave some devices in the dust! 💔💸 📋 Here’s the tea, fam: if your Mac is older than your little brother’s TikTok account, there’s a strong chance you'll be getting a hard pass on this shiny new update! ☠️🛑 "Sorry, not today, old pal!" 🤖🔧 🏆 According to "leaked" insider sources, one developer was overheard saying: "If your Mac is running on Intel, consider it a relic. 🦕💀 Might as well carve it into a tablet!" ✨ Don’t be a clown 🤡— check this out: ALL the latest Mac models are getting the glow-up, but the likes of the 2016 MacBook Pro? It’s donezo! 🥴 Just a black hole of frustration and disappointment. 🕳️ Honestly, can we all agree that Apple is just flexing on us at this point? 🤷‍♂️ Stonks 📈 for new MacBook sales, absolute cringe for everyone else. So, if you’re not rolling deep with the newest tech, prepare for some next-level seethe when you see your pals flexing the new features on TikTok. 💥🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE ALERT: In five years, Apple will announce a subscription model for MacOS where you have to PAY monthly just to keep your old Mac alive! 😱💰🔥 Share this chaos! 🌀💥👇