💤😴 *Yawn* oh sorry, didn't mean to snooze on this story about macOS 26 Tahoe—sounds like a *real* party, right? 🎉 Not really. Soooo, Apple is back with another update and it feels like they just handed us a bottle of lukewarm water after a marathon. 🏃‍♂️💦 Like, c’mon, we want tech fireworks, not a damp squib!🔥 But hold up! Apple’s backtracking on their “weirdly expensive paperweights” strategy after finally forgetting the "10" in Mac OS X. Like me at 3 AM trying to figure out if I’m still in the past or having an existential crisis. 🤔💀 Rumor has it some sour developer quoted, "New design? Nah, just throw in a fresh coat of paint and call it a day!" 🚀💰 As expected, the update is basically saying, “Look ma, we did it—again!” while the rest of us are like, “Thanks for making me feel stupid for paying rent instead of for another overpriced fruit-shaped rectangle!” 🍏📱 Hot take: In 2024, Apple will ditch the Mac entirely and become a cult that only sells $999 mood rings. Stonks going to the moon, INNER PEACE is the new flex! 🌌💎🤡