🗣️ Y’ALL, BREAKING NEWS THAT’S MORE SHOCKING THAN A PARIS HILTON DJ SET 🎧🔥! 🚀 Apple is apparently ready to unfurl its claws and finally throw a touchscreen on the MacBook Pro in 2026! Yes, you read that right – TWO THOUSAND TWENTY-SIX! So if your current MacBook Pro feels as outdated as a flip phone in 2023, grab your Apple stickers and pray it can survive the next three years 🤡💀. According to *reliable* sources (aka, a dude named Ming-Chi who totally has a crystal ball 🔮), the fancy OLED MacBook will let you swipe like it’s Tinder and scroll through existential dread like it’s 2016 all over again. 💩💔 But hold up! The lower-tier MacBook? Nah fam, it’s gonna be as touch-screenless as your grandma’s flip phone. 💸 Rumors say this will add a whole new level of “this is fine” energy to your home office—ready for pixelated finger smudges? 🍕😵‍💫 And in a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up, an Apple engineer was heard saying: “We just wanted to make it harder for you to spill coffee on your keyboard…” 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: Apple will *definitely* try to sell us a $1,000 touch stylus for this "revolutionary" feature. Stonks? More like bonks! 🤣💀 #TouchscreenRevolution #YOLO