🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS, TECH GEEKS!🔥🚨 So, like, Apple is snoozing on your faces with the announcement of Thunderbolt 5 SSDs for the new MacBook Pro, and you better believe this isn’t a “you snooze, you lose” moment. 😴💻 It’s more like “you snooze, we’ll sell your dreams on eBay” 🚀💸. Imagine being able to have your external SSD 😱🔥 doing the *MacBook waltz* with built-in storage speeds, all while you sip your artisanal avocado latte. These SSDs are like the 2023 Olympic sprinters of the tech world—super fast, gorgeous, and totally impractical for the average human! 🥑🏅 Leaked convo from a dev @ OWC: “Yo, fam, we just gave Thunderbolt 5 that ‘get it how you live’ vibe. Full send to speeds that make built-ins shake in their boots. Can’t wait for users to forget about their internal storage.” 🤖💀 Drake’s a whole mood right now: “I should have brought my old HDD... *points left* 🙅🏿‍♂️ - *points right* Thunderbolt 5” 😎 So, stonks? 🚀💰 No cap, if you’re still rocking that cluttered old Mac storage, it’s time to *seethe* at the fact that you’re missing out. And just wait until that one genius shows up with a Thunderbolt 10 SSD in 2025 just to flex. The future? More like the *thunderous* future! 💥 Unhinged prediction: 2024 will be the year Apple releases an SSD that runs on your *vibes* and *aura*! 👽✨💥🔥 Share this while you can!