"MacBook Air M4 on sale? Say less! ๐ฐ๐ Time to flex on the haters before Black Friday! ๐ฅ #GottaCop"
๐จ๐ STONKS ALERT: Apple just dropped the MacBook Air M4 to a *historic* price of $799! ๐๐ธ They say it's lightweight, but it's about to lift your wallet heavier than your expectations! No cap. ๐ค๐ช ๐ This isnโt just any laptop โ this sleek bad boy comes with 16GB RAM & 256GB storage, all wrapped up like a cozy little burrito of tech dreams. ๐ฏ And letโs not forget about that M4 chip โ itโs faster than your friend's mom trying to cancel their Netflix subscription! ๐๐ฅ Sure, the battery lasts **18 hours**, but letโs face it: you're just gonna spend that time scrolling TikTok and watching cat videos. Just sayinโ. ๐น๐ฑ But wait! Stop right there! ๐ง The design is so **gorgeous** it might as well be modeled by a runway model. P3 wide color gamut? Thatโs fancier than my dating life, fam! ๐๐ค However, it has NO USB-C on the right side. ๐ฑ๐ค What are we, cavemen? At this point, Iโm convinced Apple just wants us to live in a constant state of frustration. โHey, can I borrow a charger?โ Lmao, cringe. ๐๐ ๐ค *Leaked Developer Quote*: โWe removed the USB-C port because we really want to see how much people can cope. #Innovationโ ๐๐ฅ So hereโs my bold prediction: Soon weโll be paying double for the โnewโ MacBook Air M4 Plus, just because it has TWO USB-C ports! ๐๐ Buckle up, stonks gonna go brrrr! ๐๐ฅ
