🎉💻🔥 ALERT! BREAKING NEWS: The Apple MacBook Air M4 is BACK on sale for a jaw-droppin’ $799! 💰💸 I KNOW, I know, I can hear the cries of frugal students everywhere: “Can I get a discount for the existential dread I feel when I see Apple prices?” 😱🎓 Now, peep this 🔍: we’re talkin’ 16GB RAM and 256GB storage! That’s more than enough to store your memes, cat videos, and that one three-hour video of someone folding a piece of paper. 🐱📄 But hold up, the silver version is like: “Nah fam, I cost $899” 🤔💸 What is this, a cash grab? Stonks are crashing! 📉🚀 But let’s be real, this baby’s got the M4 chip, so your TikTok edits can go from cringe to BASED in record time! Plus, an 18-hour battery life? You could literally binge-watch every season of whatever show you’re obsessed with, and still have juice left to cope with the fact that the real world awaits. 🥴💥 Some devs were heard saying: “We wanted to add a USB-C port on the right, but then we remembered we live in a dystopian corporate nightmare.” 😂💀 In conclusion: if you buy this laptop, your brain will ascend to *galaxy brain* level, but also, you might as well turn your life savings into an Apple gift card. 🔮✨ 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Apple will release a MacBook that literally summons help from the future when you inevitably complain about battery life! 📅😱 #JustAppleThings 🖥️👀