🚨💥BREAKING RUMOR REPLAY: APPLE'S ABOUT TO GO BAZOOKA ON YOUR EXPECTATIONS! 💥🚨 So listen up, fam! 👀💁‍♀️ Apple just dropped some juicy gossip so spicy that even the Fire Nation would seethe 🔥💀. Word on the digital street is that the Mac Pro might be ghosting us like last year's meme trends! 😱👻 “Yo, this Mac Pro’s looking like a dinosaur on life support,” says a totally-not-at-all-suspicious insider developer 🤖💬. “We might be getting a new version of 'Dead on Arrival' instead of beefy specs,” they finished, before promptly getting evicted from Apple HQ for mentioning “dinosaur.” 🦖🚫 And can we talk about that iPhone Fold? It’s like the Transformer no one asked for, but somehow it’s cranking more twists than a TikTok dance trend! 💃🤖 Battery capacity? **Cue the sad trombone** 🎺🤦‍♂️. Apparently, it’s got less juice than a 2018 iPhone. Could you imagine folding your love for Apple into a battery that lasts as long as your last relationship? YIKES. 💔📱 In conclusion, if you’re still looking for the next big thing, just remember: Apple is just a couple of cringe presentations away from launching "iPhone Fold 2: This is Fine Edition." 🚀🍏 Prepare yourselves, because next year’s Apple Keynote might feature the Apple Scroll—a literal scroll with a screen that can show you exactly how broke you are! 💸💀🔥 Share this absurd prediction if you want to manifest the chaos! #Stonks #AppleIsDead #ThisIsFine